lunes, 30 de agosto de 2010
Crack of Doom
Joint Farce (DeFransico, Escobar, Pinski)
Saturday afternoon:
Dr. Skyler Pinski just got back to the city from one of his various business trips. But to his surprise, his favorite car, a 1969 MG is not working. He decides to take his car to the best auto shop in town.
When he gets his car singed in to the shop, he sees a very familiar face, though he is not sure it could who he thinks he is.
Dr.Pinski realized it was Ziggy Martini, his best friend in high school and college. It had been 20 years.
After Martini fixed his car, they decided to go out on a double date with gorgeous models, acquaintances of Pinski. They wanted to celebrate their reencounter. They went to the Waterfront, to the fanciest Bar in town, called “Biscayne X”. After they had a few drinks, danced, and enjoyed their evening with the models, they went out to walk by the piers, admiring the night sea view and the majestic yachts. But suddenly three men, with Uzi machine guns and bats, all dressed in black, with black masks cut us short from our walk. They took the girls, tied them up and gave them Chloral Hydrate to make them faint. They took Pinski and Martini into one of the boats, and beat them with the clubs they had. After a while Pinski caved in because of such severe pain, and gave them what they wanted, 20,000 dollars transferred directly to their bank account in Switzerland. After he did this, they beat them again, this time in the head. Both friends blacked out and fell to the floor.
But…
Martini was not quite unconscious when the apparent leader of the attackers took of his mask. It was a woman. A known robber nicknamed as “Mary Jane”. Martini saw her green eyes filled with satisfaction, and right then he passed out.
The robbers took them out of the boat, and left them at the entrance of the nearest Hospital. They were released the next day, refusing to talk to any psychologist or the police.